The future intelligents
From Tomatoland
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The Following intelligents mAye Exist in the Future
Intelligent 1: Far-Sightedeness
This is a phenomenon recognized for its stylish sungglasses and otherwise known for giving people the ability to see the future. Now tell me that isn't cool! Ohe picture of far-sightendness would be like the following picture:
SORRY, PICTURE STOLEN!!!
WE cannot find this picture so you'll have to go someplace else.
Intelligent 2: All the rest of the Thing s in the Universe
When you look around, i t is clear that there are certain thigns we call "Things of the Universe". These, then are the building blocks ofall things. When one considers the wquestion "Where am I having breakfast, " you have just completed a n Evaluation of Things please not e in the margins if you cannot grasp this simple idea nd I will have ou removed from hte premises.
Intelligent 3: Future Inteligences
It is sometimes considered proper to regar the future as a series of Proper Intelligences. These will become very important later int he chaper. First, I am concerined with finding out what is wrong with the Callard Principal. . . . . namely that he has exceeded his fair share of sick days in he last year. But
Itelligent 4: THE BOLD TOMORROW
Some day there will be a lot more of thes
INTELLIGENT 5: "Intellijects"
Intellijects??! YOu hearing me correctly, pal. I just want you to hear me loud and clear: Inttelligjencts are coming.
Pretty oson we're going to have to fly to Italy ofor cameos ther ewill be so many films. Here ar ethe lowdown:
-PERFECT cannolatia
-Involving carpeting
-indoor marketing
-deals you can't take your eyes off of
deal 1: the mocassins
2 water moccasisns
deal 4: the mixup
I dont know hwat is supposed to be here
deatl 2: The "IDEAL Management"
Idyl or IDoL haaha (iDLE IDUMB)
-scorn your circumstances
ThE great migraine is coming your way!!
s-core on you surroudnings
BBURY OUR LOCUSTS EARN &&& CA$H IMMEDIATELY
You can burn calory faster than Jorge Tuccies, famous lawnmower cahmpion Biscuites
WE're all just haiving a good time, anyway
