The dick pope
From Tomatoland
theidkc pope
the pope was born on a stormy night when he jumped out of his mothers cunt, but he had a twin UNKNOWN TO HIM, who slithered out of it afterwards. He look strangely like Georgr Washintgon and sio was thrown in a bin to avoid embarassing the family. He survived by eating the wastes and scraps that were thrown ont o the bin.
After time he escaped his rubbish=based prison and into the REAL WORLD where he grew his penis. When hearing of his twin's assention to godhood(IS THIS TRUE????? SOURCE NEEDED) he declaerd himself new emperor of Rome, Then hte Dick Ppope. The dick pope used mafia connections to control italy with an IRON FIST and to precure young maidens for his pleasurement.
GEORGE BUSH CONNECTION
Tihs is the kinf of place America needs to go in and kick some ass
